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HELP IS AT HAND!

Post by DuncaninFrance » Fri May 01, 2009 2:39 am

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Re: HELP IS AT HAND!

Post by joseyclosey » Fri May 01, 2009 3:08 am

I wondered who would be the first. :mrgreen:

Joe ;)

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Re: HELP IS AT HAND!

Post by Tom-May » Fri May 01, 2009 7:06 am

"Swine 'Flu" - Could this be cause of the Aporkalypse?
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Post by Niner » Fri May 01, 2009 10:10 am

Good one Joe.

I heard it's gotten so serious, Mexico is changing the look of its money to warn tourists.
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Post by Niner Delta » Fri May 01, 2009 12:07 pm

Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system. Walk for at least hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.

Wash your hands often. If you can’t wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial
stuff around. Wear a mask when out in public places and avoid going out in public as much as possible while the swine flu is spreading. Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible. Get plenty of rest. Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.

OR …. You can take the doctor’s office approach. Think about it, when you go
for a shot, what do they do first? Clean your arm with alcohol.. Why? Because
alcohol kills germs. So…… I put on my mask, walk to the liquor store (exercise), I put lime in my Corona (fruit), celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies), drink on the bar patio (fresh air), get drunk, tell jokes, and laugh (eliminate stress) and then pass out (rest). The way I see it, if you keep your alcohol levels up flu germs can’t get you!!!!


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Re: HELP IS AT HAND!

Post by DuncaninFrance » Sat May 02, 2009 2:37 am

That man for WHO boss NOW :shock: :shock:
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Re: HELP IS AT HAND!

Post by Niner Delta » Mon May 04, 2009 5:05 pm

Bought a tube of oinkment to smear on.


They said a black man would be elected president when pigs fly, and 100 days later "Swine Flu".

Have heard more, but don't want to be banned from this site. :loco:

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