ANOTHER BLOND JOKE!

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ANOTHER BLOND JOKE!

Post by DuncaninFrance » Mon May 25, 2009 10:36 am

A beautiful blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the
summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started
canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood.

She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if
he had any odd jobs for her to do.

'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said, 'How
much will you charge me?'

Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?'

The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she
would need was in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, 'Does
she realise that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?'

He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'

The wife replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately.'
Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked.

'Yes', the blonde replied, 'and I even had paint left over, so I
gave it two coats.'

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed
it to her along with a ten-dollar tip.

'And by the way,' the blonde added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus. :shock:
Duncan

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