THE AMISH HAND WARMER

[M14man]

> An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold
>blustery day.The daughter said to her
> mother, "My hands are freezing cold."
> The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will
>warm them up."
> The daughter did and her hands warmed up.
> The next day the daughter was riding with her boy friend who said,
>"My hands are freezing cold". The girl replied, "Put them between my legs.
>The warmth of my body will warm them up."He did and warmed his hands.
> The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the
>daughter.He said, "My nose is cold." The girl
> replied "Put it between my legs.The warmth of my body will warm it
>up."He did and warmed his nose.
> The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and
>he said, "My penis is frozen solid."
> The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her
>mother, and she says to her mother,
> "Have you ever heard of a penis?" Slightly concerned the mother
>said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?"
> The daughter replies, They make one hell of a mess when they
>defrost, don't they?