THE AMISH AND THE ELEVATOR

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THE AMISH AND THE ELEVATOR

Post by DuncaninFrance » Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:34 am

An Amish boy and his father were in a shopping mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked “ What is this Father?”
The father, never having seen an elevator responded “ Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don’t know what it is”

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small, circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

The man and his son continued to watch until it reached the highest number and then the numbers began top light in the reverse order.

Finally, the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24 year old blond stepped out.

The father said quietly to his son………..



“ Go get your mother! “ :roll:
Duncan

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