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For Duncanin France

Post by oneshooter » Mon Nov 09, 2009 7:38 pm

Last night my sister and I were sitting in

the den and I said to her,

"I never want to live in a vegetative state,

dependent on some machine and fluids from a

bottle to keep me alive. That would be no

quality of life at all... if that ever happens,

just pull the plug."



So she got up, unplugged the computer,

and threw out my wine.




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Re: For Duncanin France

Post by DuncaninFrance » Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:30 am

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