Women Can be Cruel

[Karl/Pa.]

A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub at BAROOGA. She gestured
alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.

She seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he
did she gently caressed his full beard.

"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually no ..." he replied.

"Can you get him for me ... I need to speak to him," she said running her
hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't ..." breathed the bartender "Is there anything I can
do...?"

"Yes I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her
forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her
fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"What should I tell him," the bartender managed to mumble.

"Tell him," she whispered alluringly, "there's no toilet paper - hand soap -
or paper towels in the ladies room."
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