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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
May be the first time you need the gun less for the pig and more for the mutt!
Like some pics I've seen of those crazy farkin' Africans using Hyenas as attack dogs!!
Yeeeeeeeeeeea~I want a bloody hyena on the end of leash within two feet of me!
"That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die."-Lovecraft.
Yea but think of the possibilities for home defense ,no body disposel problems .just try to explain this to your insurence carrier or the local Cops though.