LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT???

[DuncaninFrance]

* IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOUR.
* IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
* IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
* IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
* IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
* IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
* IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
*

BUT HELP IS AT HAND….



IF YOU CROSS THE UK BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET

* A JOB,
* A DRIVERS LICENSE,
* WELFARE,
* CREDIT CARDS,
* SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
* FREE EDUCATION,
* FREE HEALTH CARE,
* A LOBBYIST IN WESTMINSTER
* PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
* THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
* AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.




JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION...

[dhtaxi]

You got it right Duncan arent you glad you have left this s--t hole of a Country.
Only six more years to go before I retire sell up and piss of to some were warm. Bring it on.

[joseyclosey]

Can i have your Mas when you nick off Dave?

Joe

[dhtaxi]

I was hoping to take it with me.LOL

[dromia]

Dave just needs to move out of Middlesbrough and Teeside to have a more positive view of the UK.

BTW Dave do you have a computer of mine, I'm sure I remember having one a while ago but then my memory isn't the best so I could be wrong.

[dhtaxi]

I have got a puter of yours Adam and its working fine Im going to have to bring it over one evening cant get over during the day to much going on.
Ill contact you and arrange a day time etc. Sorry.

[DuncaninFrance]

BTW Dave do you have a computer of mine, I'm sure I remember having one a while ago but then my memory isn't the best so I could be wrong.

Maybe you need a memory upgrade Adam I've been looking for one for years

[biganimal]

that sounds an awful lot like crossing the Mexico/US border

[rsm2ndbtnLF]

I was hoping to take it with me.LOL

I've been trying for the past four years to bring my Deactivated SMLE No.1 Mk.3 to the USA from England, and I'm no nearer than when I started, so I'm damned sure you've not got a hope in hell of bringing out a live firer Dave!