I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare.
At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to her that my Dog is black, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no clue who his Daddy is.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
My Dog gets his first check Friday.
Damn this is a great country.
MY DOG
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
Re: MY DOG
My little dog is eligible for free education, free medical benefits, food stamps, and cash assistance. She is a Chihuahua .
she speaks no English
doesn't work
not sure of parentage
has no documents
she speaks no English
doesn't work
not sure of parentage
has no documents