Praying for Leroy's special need

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Praying for Leroy's special need

Post by Niner » Wed Jun 16, 2010 11:21 pm

A preacher said, "Anyone with
'special needs' who wants to be

prayed over, please come forward

to the front by the altar."

With that, Leroy got in line, and

when it was his turn, the Preacher

asked, "Leroy, what do you want

me to pray about for you?"

Leroy replied, "Preacher, I need

you to pray for help with my hearing."

The preacher put one finger of one

hand in Leroy's ear, placed his other

hand on top of Leroy's head, and then

prayed and prayed and prayed. He

prayed a "blue streak" for Leroy,

and the whole congregation joined in

with great enthusiasm.


After a few minutes, the preacher

removed his hands, stood back and asked,

"Leroy, how is your hearing now?"

Leroy answered, "I don't know. It ain't

'til next week."
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Re: Praying for Leroy's special need

Post by Aughnanure » Thu Jun 17, 2010 2:11 am

Ooooooooooooohhh!!!
Self Defence is not only a Right, it is an Obligation.

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Re: Praying for Leroy's special need

Post by joseyclosey » Thu Jun 17, 2010 2:57 am

:mrgreen:
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