A old joke!
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 12:50 pm
There is a good old barber in some city in the US. One day a florist
goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and
the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am
doing community service."
The florist is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a
thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.
A policeman goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after
the cut. But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money
from you. I am doing community service."
The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you
card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.
A Scottish software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay
the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot
accept money from you. I am doing community service."
The Scottish software engineer is happy and leaves.
The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he
finds there?
Can you guess?
Do you know the answer yet?
Come on, think like a Scot
A dozen Scots waiting for a free
haircut!
goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and
the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am
doing community service."
The florist is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a
thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.
A policeman goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after
the cut. But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money
from you. I am doing community service."
The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you
card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.
A Scottish software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay
the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot
accept money from you. I am doing community service."
The Scottish software engineer is happy and leaves.
The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he
finds there?
Can you guess?
Do you know the answer yet?
Come on, think like a Scot
A dozen Scots waiting for a free
haircut!
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