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Top 10 Historical uses of the 'F' word...

Post by DuncaninFrance » Sat Sep 04, 2010 10:38 am

1 - "Scattered f___ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC

2 - "How the f___ did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC

3 - "You want THAT on the f___ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

4 - "Where did all those f___ing Indians come from?" - Custer,1877

5 - "It does so f___ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

6 - "Where the f___ are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937

7 - "Any f___ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938

8 - "What the f___ was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9 - "I need this parade like I need a f___ing hole in the head!" - JFK,1963

10 - "Aw c'mon. Who the f___ is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton,1997
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Post by Niner Delta » Sat Sep 04, 2010 4:21 pm

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :loco: :loco:

Good ones!!!!!!!!!

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Post by DuncaninFrance » Sun Sep 05, 2010 3:31 am

I REALLY liked No: 8 Vern :loco: :loco:
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Post by DoubleD » Sun Sep 05, 2010 10:21 am

I think number 9 is tasteless.
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Post by Niner Delta » Sun Sep 05, 2010 3:44 pm

How is #9 any more tasteless than using the F-word to make fun of...............

1. A biblical event.

3. A church, the house of God.

4. The death of over 200 men.

6. The death of 2 people.

8. The death of 100,000 people.

So I guess it is all in how each person sees humor, personally, I thought they were all funny as hell.


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Post by Aughnanure » Sun Sep 05, 2010 4:17 pm

I thought that they were all f___ing funny too.
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Re: Top 10 Historical uses of the 'F' word...

Post by Niner » Sun Sep 05, 2010 4:43 pm

I think the Kennedy one is tasteless too. But......tasteless has been done here before. Only really tasteless gets deleted. :loco:
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Re: Top 10 Historical uses of the 'F' word...

Post by DuncaninFrance » Mon Sep 06, 2010 2:48 am

Cheers Vern! :roll:
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