Dan....

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Dan....

Post by joseyclosey » Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:58 pm

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the
family business.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father
died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.
One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman
he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away

"I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her, "but in just a few
years, my father will die and I will inherit £200 million."

Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three weeks later, she
became his stepmother.


Women are so much better at financial planning than men. ;)
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Re: Dan....

Post by Niner » Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:06 pm

Now ain't that the truth. Reminds me of somebody I knew once.
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