World War 1....

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World War 1....

Post by joseyclosey » Sun Sep 26, 2010 2:05 pm

......in the pub. ;)

Germany, Austria and Italy are stood together in the middle of the pub, when Serbia bumps into Austria, and spills Austria's pint.


Austria demands Serbia buy it a complete new suit, because there are splashes on its trouser leg.


Germany expresses its support for Austria's point of view


Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit.


Serbia points out that it can't afford a whole suit, but offers to pay for cleaning Austria's trousers.


Russia and Serbia look at Austria.


Austria asks Serbia who it's looking at.


Russia suggests that Austria should leave its little brother alone.


Austria inquires as to whose army will assist Russia in compelling it to do so.


Germany appeals to Britain that France has been looking at it, and that this is sufficiently out of order that Britain should not intervene.


Britain replies that France can look at who it wants to, that Britain is looking at Germany too, and what is Germany going to do about it?


Germany tells Russia to stop looking at Austria, or Germany will render Russia incapable of such action.


Britain and France ask Germany whether it's looking at Belgium.


Turkey and Germany go off into a corner and whisper. When they come back, Turkey makes a show of not looking at anyone.


Germany rolls up its sleeves, looks at France, and punches Belgium.


France and Britain punch Germany. Austria punches Russia. Germany punches Britain and France with one hand and Russia with the other.


Russia throws a punch at Germany, but misses and nearly falls over. Japan calls over from the other side of the room that it's on Britain's side, but stays there. Italy surprises everyone by punching Austria.


Australia punches Turkey, and gets punched back. There are no hard feelings, because Britain made Australia do it.


France gets thrown through a plate glass window, but gets back up and carries on fighting. Russia gets thrown through another one, gets knocked out, suffers brain damage, and wakes up with a complete personality change.


Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but Austria falls over anyway. Italy raises both fists in the air and runs round the room chanting.


America waits till Germany is about to fall over from sustained punching from Britain and France, then walks over and smashes it with a barstool, then pretends it won the fight all by itself.


By now all the chairs are broken, and the big mirror over the bar is shattered. Britain, France and America agree that Germany threw the first punch, so the whole thing is Germany's fault . While Germany is still unconscious, they go through its pockets, steal its wallet, and buy drinks for all their friends.

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Re: World War 1....

Post by Niner » Sun Sep 26, 2010 3:57 pm

Now they all had such a fun time with the first fight they decided to start up another with the same contestants and with some minor shifting of sides among the two teams to even things up a bit....but in the end....... the Germans got the worst of it again, deservedly, since they were most in favor of it and had done the first punching and kicking to get it all started up again. Oh...but this time the Americans really did win it, nearly single handedly............just ask them and they will tell you all about it. :bigsmile:
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Re: World War 1....

Post by M14man » Sun Sep 26, 2010 9:09 pm

You would never believe the story then my history teacher told us...it was a fairy tale with a Prince or Duke in it.
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Post by Aughnanure » Sun Sep 26, 2010 9:24 pm

Don't forget Australia's effort, Errol Flynn was born in Tasmania (small Island State off the south coast of Victoria, not to be confused with New Zealand, which is similar but off the Eastern NSW coast).
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Post by Niner Delta » Mon Sep 27, 2010 2:02 am

I hope not Australia's best effort, Errol Flynn was 5 years old at the start of WW 1 and 4-F (medically unfit for military service) during WW 2.
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Post by Aughnanure » Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:23 pm

Yep! You missed his valliant efforts when he did over the Japs in Burma, with America's help of course. :lol:
Forget the name of the film but it is rather famous but not for its technical or historical accuracy.
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Re: World War 1....

Post by PeterN2 » Mon Sep 27, 2010 5:35 pm

Objective Burma.

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Post by Niner Delta » Mon Sep 27, 2010 8:09 pm

Also his valiant efforts against the English in Robin Hood. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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