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Video rental

Post by joseyclosey » Fri Oct 08, 2010 8:43 am

Paddy finally tracks down a shop that still rents videos and he rents a porn film.

But he is disappointed when the film is fuzzy & blank so angrily he phones up to complain.

The shopkeeper says, "oh I'm so sorry sir some of our porn videos are faulty, what was it called? "

Paddy replies "head cleaner"

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Re: Video rental

Post by Niner » Fri Oct 08, 2010 3:07 pm

Now that joke is out of date. VCR's have gone the way of the eight track audio tape and cameras that use film. Kind of sad really. I could work the VCR......the digital recorder is a pain in the butt to figure out how to make work.
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Re: Video rental

Post by Niner Delta » Fri Oct 08, 2010 5:16 pm

Did you learn how to use one of these???? :loco:



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Re: Video rental

Post by Aughnanure » Sat Oct 09, 2010 4:30 pm

I want one ! I want one!
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Re: Video rental

Post by DuncaninFrance » Sun Oct 10, 2010 3:08 am

Do they do one for CD's as well Vern :roll:
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Re: Video rental

Post by Niner Delta » Sun Oct 10, 2010 5:23 pm

I can't believe you would even ask that. :mrgreen:

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Re: Video rental

Post by Serenity » Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:38 am

haha is still have and use VCR cameras with film and casset players :lol: why fix whats not broken has the new stoof to but cant beat and old video hahahaha
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