I'll buy one..............

[Niner Delta]

THIS IS A MUST FOR ALL THE MEN OUT THERE THAT LIKE TO BUILD THINGS

The new nail gun, made by Dewalt can drive a 16D nail through a 2 X 4 at 200 yards. This makes construction a breeze, you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence.
Just get the wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back and relax with a cold drink. When she has the board in the right place just fire away...
With the hundred round magazine, you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading.
After a day of fence building with the new Dewalt Rapid fire nail gun, the wife will not ask you to fix or build anything else.

[Aughnanure]

You gotta be kiddin'

[Niner Delta]

Uhmmmmm...........yes I am. That's why it's in the Funnies Forum.


This "rapid-fire nail gun" is a standard ArmaLite AR-15/M-16 semi-automatic rifle, outfitted with parts from various DeWalt power tools. This hybrid creation sprang from the imagination of David Wiggins, who explained how he came to create it:


I'd just picked up a new (to me) M-16 and was in the process of fixing it up a little. It needed new furniture anyway, so I sourced the safety yellow stock, guard, and grip. Then, I went down to the DeWalt factory service place a few miles from the house to get a sticker. There, I saw they had brand new battery casings, so I picked up one of those too. I got home, found a short magazine , and got to work.

I traced an approximation of the size hole I'd need in the top of the plastic casing, and slowly dremeled away the plastic I didn't need. Once done, I epoxied the magazine body into the hole and quickly assembled everything so that I could make sure it all looked right before the epoxy set up. Once the epoxy cured, I took the mag back apart, cleaned up some of the bigger resin boogers, and then masked the top of the mag and hit it w/ some mil-spec glossy black coating (aka Krylon).

[joseyclosey]

Uhmmmmm...........yes I am. That's why it's in the Funnies Forum.