Go Bless England

[DuncaninFrance]

A Mexican, an Arab, and a hot
gorgeous blonde Devon girl are
in the same bar.


When the Mexican finishes his
beer, he throws his glass in the air
pulls out his pistol, and shoots the
glass to pieces.




He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so
cheap we don't need to drink with the
same one twice.'


The Arab, obviously impressed by this,
Drinks his beer,
Throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47,
And shoots the glass to pieces.








He says,
'In the Arab World,
We have so much sand to make glasses
that we don't need to drink
With the same one twice either.'




The blonde Devonshire girl,
Cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer,
Downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 12 bore, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.




Catching her glass, setting it on the bar,
And calling for a refill, she says,


'In England we have so many illegal immigrants that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'



'God Bless England'

[Niner Delta]

On a plane over the Atlantic, an engine goes out, then another, and another. Barely flying on one engine and loosing altitude, the passengers need to lighten the plane.
After throwing out everything they could, they start to sacrifice themselves.
The Englishman says, "God save the Queen" and jumps out.
The Frenchman says, "Vive la France" and jumps out.
The Texan says, "Remember the Alamo" and throws out the Mexican.

[DuncaninFrance]

On a plane over the Atlantic, an engine goes out, then another, and another. Barely flying on one engine and loosing altitude, the passengers need to lighten the plane.
After throwing out everything they could, they start to sacrifice themselves.
The Englishman says, "God save the Queen" and jumps out.
The Frenchman says, "Vive la France" and jumps out.
The Texan says, "Remember the Alamo" and throws out the Mexican.

The Irishman says 'Jaysus I hope the other one doesn't stop or we will be up here all feckin day '