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Post by joseyclosey » Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:34 pm

The local news station was interviewing an 84-year-old lady because she had just gotten married -- for the fourth time.

The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 84, and then about her new husband's occupation.

"He's a funeral director," she answered.

"Interesting," the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.

She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.

After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered, proudly explaining that she first married a banker when she was in her early 20's,

then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's,

later on a preacher when in her 60's,

and now, in her 80's, a funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.



"Easy, son," she smiled.

"I married one for the money,

two for the show,

three to get ready,

and four to go!"
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Re: 84

Post by M14man » Thu Nov 25, 2010 9:45 pm

Go stand in the corner...again!
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Re: 84

Post by DuncaninFrance » Fri Nov 26, 2010 11:02 am

AND STAY THERE :shock:
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Re: 84

Post by Karl/Pa. » Fri Nov 26, 2010 11:45 am

Seems we may have a candidate for reeducation. ugh
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Post by Niner Delta » Fri Nov 26, 2010 3:57 pm

I have read your jokes too, Karl, and Joe won't be going alone. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Re: 84

Post by Aughnanure » Fri Nov 26, 2010 4:15 pm

Amen to that
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