Just when you thought the puns couldn't get any worse.......

[Niner Delta]

A middle aged man was at the dentist having his dentures examined. They were in pretty bad shape, and the teeth were starting to fall out.
The dentist asked him what he had been eating. The man told him, "I have eggs Benedict every morning for breakfast."
"Oh," said the dentist, "there's your trouble, the acid of the hollandaise sauce is corroding your denture plate."
"But I like eggs Benedict, and I don't want to give it up."
"That won't be necessary. I'll just make you a new set out of chrome, because, as everyone knows,
there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!"

[Niner Delta]

OK admit it now, you read the last line again and sang it in your head, come on admit it, I know you did.

Vern.

[DuncaninFrance]

CORNER!-----------NOW

[Karl/Pa.]

...and STAY THERE!