Finding Instant Love

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Karl/Pa.
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Finding Instant Love

Post by Karl/Pa. » Tue Dec 28, 2010 4:35 pm

I met a girl in the woods, in the park
the other evening.

There was an instant spark between us...

and she immediately dropped to her knees

and laid on the grass at my feet.

As we lay making love, I thought

"These taser guns are well worth the money."
Karl

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Re: Finding Instant Love

Post by Niner Delta » Wed Dec 29, 2010 1:27 am

And I bet you'll soon be headed to Las Vegas with your new paintball gun. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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