Flying.........

[Niner Delta]

A plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His co-pilot is Chinese.
It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.

Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat,
and mutters, 'Ya know I don't like the Chinese.”

"No 'rike' Chinese?" asks the co-pilot, "why not?"

"You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!"

"No, no. the co-pilot protests, "Chinese not bomb 'Peahl Hahbah'! That Japanese, not Chinese."

"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese -- doesn't matter -- you're all alike!"

There's a few minutes of silence.

"I no 'rike' Jews!" the co-pilot suddenly announces.

"Oh yeah, why not?" asks the captian.

"Jews sink Titanic!" says the co-pilot.

"What? You're insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captian, "it was an iceberg!"

“Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg” – “No ‘mattah’ -- all same!”