While visiting his niece, an elderly man had what was apparently a stroke.
She drove wildly to get him to the emergency Room. After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face.
Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid that your uncle's brain is dead but his heart is still beating."
"Oh, dear," cried the woman, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock. "We've never had a Democrat in the family before."
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Ban grated cheese. Make America grate again.
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Re: Elderly Man
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Peace is that brief, quiet moment in history.......... when everybody stands around reloading.