More Famous Last Words.........

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More Famous Last Words.........

Post by Niner Delta » Mon Feb 07, 2011 8:28 pm

Famous Last Words

* I'll get a world record for this..

* It's fireproof.

* He's probably just hibernating.

* What does this button do?

* I'm making a citizen's arrest.

* So, you're a cannibal.

* It's probably just a rash.

* Are you sure the power is off?

* Yeah, I made the deciding guilty vote on the jury, so what of it?

* The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!

* Pull the pin and count to what?

* Which wire was I supposed to cut?

* I wonder where the mother bear is.

* I've seen this done on TV.

* These are the good kind of mushrooms.

* I'll hold it, and you light the fuse.

* Let it down slowly.

* Rat poison only kills rats.

* Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town.

* It's strong enough to hold both of us.

* This doesn't taste right.

* I can make this light before it changes.

* Nice doggie.

* I can do that with my eyes closed.

* I've done this before.

* Well, we've made it this far.

* That's odd.

* You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on,
would you?

* Don't be so superstitious.

* Now watch this.

* What duck?
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