A GOOD PICK UP LINE............

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A GOOD PICK UP LINE............

Post by DuncaninFrance » Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:00 am

An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman..
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
'No', he replies,'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it..'
The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?
''What's so special about it?'
The Aussie explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'
Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'
The woman giggles and replies
'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'
The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says,








' Bloody thing's an hour fast!' :shock:
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Re: A GOOD PICK UP LINE............

Post by Karl/Pa. » Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:03 am

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