President's Day

[Karl/Pa.]

While out eating lunch recently, I overheard a conversation between a mother and her young son.

"What is tomorrow?" she asked him.
"It's President's Day," the boy replied

"What does that mean?" she asked.

The boy paused thoughtfully for a moment, and responded, "President's Day is when Obama steps out of the White House and if he sees his shadow, we have 2 more years of unemployment and stupidity."

I almost snorted my iced tea