Case Finally Solved!

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Karl/Pa.
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Case Finally Solved!

Post by Karl/Pa. » Fri Apr 22, 2011 8:19 am

Coudersport, Pa. —

Police in north-central Pennsylvania say they’ve solved the case of the missing bull semen.

Authorities in Sweden Township, near Coudersport, say a package containing 1,770 units of the valuable agricultural product was reported missing from a residence where it was to be delivered on April 2.

Police say that it was never stolen. Rather, a UPS driver left the package at the home and then returned to retrieve it after realizing it shouldn’t have been delivered without someone signing for it. The package was in a UPS warehouse and has since been delivered.
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Re: Case Finally Solved!

Post by Niner Delta » Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:38 pm

1,770 units, that has got to be one tired bull. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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