Black Testicles

[Niner Delta]

Black Testicles

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears to give him a
partial sponge bath.

'Nurse,' he mumbles from behind the mask, 'are my testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here
to wash your upper body and feet.
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check. Are my testicles
black?'

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from
worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls
back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and
his testicles in the other. Then, she takes a close look and says,
'There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine.'

The man slowly pulls Off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very
slowly,..

'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very
very closely............ 'Are - my - test - results - back?'