A few more............

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A few more............

Post by Niner Delta » Fri Jun 10, 2011 1:55 pm

If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?

If aspirins are always "Take Two," why not increase the size of ONE?

What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?

Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

What do chickens think we taste like?

What do people in China call their good plates?

What do you call a male ladybug?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
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Peace is that brief, quiet moment in history.......... when everybody stands around reloading.
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