Three men bragging

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Three men bragging

Post by Niner » Fri Jul 22, 2005 11:21 pm

Three men were sitting together bragging about how

they had given their new wives duties.



The first man had married a woman from Iowa, and

bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do

all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at

their house. He said that it took a couple days but on

the third day he came home to a clean house and the

dishes were all washed and put away.



The second man had married a woman from Indiana. He

bragged that he had given his wife orders that she

was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking.

He told them that the first day he didn't see any

results, but the next day it was better. By the third

day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he

had a huge dinner on the table.



The third man had married a girl from Kansas. He

boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep

the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry

washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He

said the first day he didn't see anything, the second

day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most

of the swelling had gone down and he could see a

little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a

bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and cut the grass.

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Post by SgtJethro » Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:34 pm

Oh S^&t! My son just got married to a girl in Kansas. :shock: I hope that he gets a motorcycle helment with face shield before he starts trying to train her.
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Post by dromia » Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:45 pm

Naw, not a good idea AJ. Hide the face and he'll get it in the nuts. :cry:
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