Census form........

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Niner Delta
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Census form........

Post by Niner Delta » Mon Jun 20, 2011 1:19 pm

MY CENSUS FORM WAS RETURNED..............



In answer to the question, "Do you have any dependents?", I put . . .

"Asylum seekers, illegal immigrants, crack heads, unemployable bastards, 80,000 people in our 133 penal establishments in my state, leftovers from Katrina, half of Mexico, some of the Congress, most of the Senate and a Muslim President!"

Apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer.
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Re: Census form........

Post by Karl/Pa. » Mon Jun 20, 2011 4:34 pm

Washington wants what Washington wants which is not neccessarily the truth.
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