Liberal - Conservative Translator

[Karl/Pa.]

Arsenal of Weapons - Gun Collection
Delicate Wetlands - Swamp
Undocumented Worker - Illegal Alien
Cruelty-Free Materials - Synthetic Fiber
Assault and Battery - Attitude Adjustment
Heavily Armed - Well-protected
Narrow-minded - Righteous
Taxes or Your Fair Share - Coerced Theft
Commonsense Gun Control - Gun Confiscation Plot
Illegal Hazardous Explosives - Fireworks for Stump Removal
Equal Access to Opportunity - Socialism
Multicultural Community - High Crime Area
Fairness or Social Progress - Marxism
Upper Class or "The Rich " - Self-Employed
Progressive, Change - Big Government Scheme
Homeless or Disadvantaged - Bums or Welfare Leeches
Sniper Rifle - Scoped Deer Rifle
Investment For the Future - Higher Taxes
Health care Reform - Socialized Medicine
Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater - Conservative
Truants - Homeschoolers
Victim or Oppressed - Criminal or Lazy Good-For-Nothin'
High Capacity Magazine - Standard Capacity Magazine
Religious Zealot - Church-going
Fair Trade Coffee - Overpriced Yuppie Coffee
Exploiters or "The Rich " - Employed or Land Owner
The Gun Lobby - NRA Members
Assault Weapon - Semi-Auto (Grandpa's M1 Carbine)
Fiscal Stimulus - New Taxes and Higher Taxes -
Same Sex Marriage - Legalized Perversion
Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting - Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs

[Niner]

"Fair trade coffee....over priced Yuppie Coffee."

I had no idea what that was about until I did a google.

http://www.globalexchange.org/campaigns ... de/coffee/

If the problem was in the US instead of South America the government would just pay farmers not to grow any. Paying people to not plant crops.....is that liberal or conservative?

I found this....liberal Huffinton Post says it. The Republicans collect more farm subsidy than the Democrats. Just because there are more Republican farmers. And....

It's important to note that two of the Republican senators who collect subsidies -- Charles Grassley of Iowa and Richard Lugar of Indiana -- have been long-time leaders in the effort to reform federal farm programs. Both have fought to right the gross inequity of sending 74 percent of taxpayer-funded payments to the largest and wealthiest 10 percent of farm operations and landlords. The

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/donald-ca ... 42704.html

[Aughnanure]

Down here 'On The Top Of The World' our farmers are generally Conservative except in the aftermath of drought, fire or flood when they becoms Socialist.