An old sailor ....

[joseyclosey]

An old sailor fancied a good night out. After a few too many drinks he landed up in a Brothel.

He had spent some time with the young lady of his choice and inquired " How am I doing ? "

Well said the lady to the old sea dog "Your doing about 3 Knots at present "

"what do you mean by that " he answered.
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She said ......... Your Not hard, Your Not in, and your Not getting your money back.