The Economy is Sooooo Bad.............

[Niner Delta]

- The economy is so bad that African television stations are showing ‘Sponsor an American Child’ commercials!

- The economy is so bad, a picture is now only worth 200 words.

- It’s so bad, Snoop Dogg had to start eating regular brownies.

- The economy is so bad, I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal-Mart.

- The economy is so bad, I went to my bank the other day and the teller handed me a note saying, “This is a robbery!”

- The economy is so bad, my ATM gave me an IOU!

- The economy is so bad that the highest-paying job in town is jury duty.

- The economy is so bad I saw a man in Costco buying one roll of toilet paper.

- It’s so bad, the Lone Ranger sold his silver bullets on Ebay.

- The economy is so bad that 7 of 10 houses on Sesame Street are in foreclosure.

• The economy is so bad, that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

• The economy is so bad, that when I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

• The economy is so bad, that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

• The economy is so bad, if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

• The economy is so bad, Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

• The economy is so bad, parents in Beverly Hills have fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

• The economy is so bad, a truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.

• The economy is so bad, Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

• The economy is so bad, people in Africa are donating money to Americans.

• The economy is so bad, Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

• The economy is so bad, Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.



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