Dead Man Walking

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Karl/Pa.
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Dead Man Walking

Post by Karl/Pa. » Thu Sep 29, 2011 10:02 am

She: I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear.

He: Living room, kitchen and bathroom.
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Re: Dead Man Walking

Post by joseyclosey » Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:20 am

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Re: Dead Man Walking

Post by Niner Delta » Fri Sep 30, 2011 5:18 pm

We live in the desert, in Arizona, it's dusty, the wind blows, dust shows up on dark colored furniture.
Thinking I was being funny, I wrote the date in the dust.
I quickly learned it was NOT funny.
Also learned when she asks, "What's on TV?".................................. the answer is NOT, "Dust".

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Re: Dead Man Walking

Post by DuncaninFrance » Sat Oct 01, 2011 1:21 pm

You bet your ass!
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