NOMINATED JOKE OF THE YEAR (not sure by whom)

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NOMINATED JOKE OF THE YEAR (not sure by whom)

Post by Niner Delta » Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:46 pm

A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United
States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and
says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me come into this country, giving me
housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having
such a beautiful country here in America ."
The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops,
shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America !
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East . I am not
American."

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa ."
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work."



(Might too true to be funny. :roll: )
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Re: NOMINATED JOKE OF THE YEAR (not sure by whom)

Post by Niner » Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:59 pm

You forgot to mention most of them were students. Universities bring large numbers of foreigners to the US to pay full tuition to go to American colleges and Universities. At state supported schools the local students get reduced tuition and often scholarships if they are bright. My son said when he went to school most of the engineering students were from the middle east and third world countries.....here paying the full load of tuition.

That leaves me to think.......one day the taliban is going to have some of those flying bombs too....thanks to an above average US education.
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