The Jewish Tie Salesman

[Niner Delta]

A fleeing Taliban,
desperate for water,
was plodding through the
Afghan desert when he saw
something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water,
he hurried toward the oasis,
only to find a little old Jewish man
at a small stand, selling ties...

The Taliban asked,
"Do you have water?"

The Jewish man replied,
"I have no water.
Would you like to buy a tie?
They are only $25."

The Taliban shouted,
"You Idiot!
I do not need an over-priced tie.
I need water!
I should kill you,
but I must find water first!"

"OK," said the little old Jewish man,
"It does not matter
that you do not want to buy a tie
and that you hate me.
I will show you
that I am bigger than that.
If you continue over that hill
to the east for about two miles,
you will find a lovely restaurant.
It has all the ice cold water
you need.

Shalom."

Cursing,
the Taliban staggered away over the hill.

Several hours later
he staggered back,
almost dead,
and said:

"Your brother won't let me
in without a tie....."