9 MONTHS LATER.....

[DuncaninFrance]

John decided to go skiing with his buddy, Keith.



So they loaded up John's minivan

and headed north.

After driving for a few hours,

they got caught in a terrible blizzard.

So they pulled into a nearby farm

and asked the attractive lady

who answered the door

if they could spend the night.

'I realize it's terrible weather out there

and I have this huge house all to myself,

but I'm recently widowed,'

she explained.

'I'm afraid the neighbours will talk

if I let you stay in my house.'

'Don't worry,' John said.

'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn.

And if the weather breaks,

we'll be gone at first light.'

The lady agreed,

and the two men found their way to the barn

and settled in for the night

Come morning, the weather had cleared,

and they got on their way.

They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

But about nine months later,

John got an unexpected letter

from an attorney.

It took him a few minutes to figure it out,

but he finally determined

that it was from the attorney

of that attractive widow

he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Keith and asked,

'Keith, do you remember

that good-looking widow from the farm

we stayed at on our ski holiday up north

about 9 months ago?'

'Yes, I do.' Said Keith.

'Did you, er, happen to get up

in the middle of the night,

go up to the house and pay her a visit?'

'Well, um, yes!,' Keith said,

a little embarrassed about being found out,

'I have to admit that I did.'

'And did you happen to give her my name

instead of telling her your name?'

Keith's face turned beet red and he said,

'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy.

I'm afraid I did.'

'Why do you ask?'

'She just died and left me everything.'


(And you thought the ending

would be different, didn't you?...

you know you smiled...

now keep that smile for the rest of the day!)