Mouse v Mouse Divorce
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:00 am
Mickey Mouse had decided to file for divorce from Minnie
LAWYER: "Mr Mouse I have your petition here, I'm sorry, but you don'y seem to have a case."
MICKEY: "What do you mean..No case?"
LAWYER: "I'm Sorry Sir, but you can't divorce you wife, just because she has buck teeth"
MICKEY: "You idiot, I didn't mention buck teeth.... I said She's fucking Goofy!"
I've got my coat, and I know thw way to the corner
LAWYER: "Mr Mouse I have your petition here, I'm sorry, but you don'y seem to have a case."
MICKEY: "What do you mean..No case?"
LAWYER: "I'm Sorry Sir, but you can't divorce you wife, just because she has buck teeth"
MICKEY: "You idiot, I didn't mention buck teeth.... I said She's fucking Goofy!"
I've got my coat, and I know thw way to the corner