Mouse v Mouse Divorce

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Mouse v Mouse Divorce

Post by Tom-May » Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:00 am

Mickey Mouse had decided to file for divorce from Minnie

LAWYER: "Mr Mouse I have your petition here, I'm sorry, but you don'y seem to have a case."

MICKEY: "What do you mean..No case?"

LAWYER: "I'm Sorry Sir, but you can't divorce you wife, just because she has buck teeth"

MICKEY: "You idiot, I didn't mention buck teeth.... I said She's fucking Goofy!"

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