Thought I wouldn't see you anymore.....

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Thought I wouldn't see you anymore.....

Post by DuncaninFrance » Mon Jan 30, 2012 3:04 pm

To help save the economy, the Government will announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.
Older people are easier to catch and will not remember how to get back home.
I started to cry when I thought of you lot.
Then it dawned on me ... oh, crap...
I'll see you all on the bus
Duncan

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