Idle Thoughts Of A Retiree's Wandering Mind

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Idle Thoughts Of A Retiree's Wandering Mind

Post by M14man » Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:50 pm

I had amnesia once---or twice.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

They told me I was gullible and I believed them.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home, and when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.

Is it just me -- or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
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