Idle Thoughts Of A Retiree's Wandering Mind
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:50 pm
I had amnesia once---or twice.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
They told me I was gullible and I believed them.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home, and when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
Is it just me -- or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
They told me I was gullible and I believed them.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home, and when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
Is it just me -- or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?