Mujibar's New Job

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Mujibar's New Job

Post by DuncaninFrance » Thu Feb 09, 2012 5:14 am

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .

The Personnel Manager said,
'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one.
Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.'

Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'
The manager said,
'Make a sentence using the words
Yellow, Pink, and Green...'

Mujibar said,
'The telephone goes green, green,
And I pink it up, and say,
Yellow, this is Mujibar.'

Mujibar now works at a call centre.
No doubt you have spoken to him.

I know I have!
Duncan

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