Death on a bridge.

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Niner Delta
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Death on a bridge.

Post by Niner Delta » Sat Feb 18, 2012 6:51 pm

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a woman about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped.

The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says,
"What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he didn't want to appear insensitive, he didn't want
to miss an opportunity either, so he asked... "Well, before
you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"


So she does... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss.


After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best
kiss I've ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting. You could
be famous. Why in the world would you want to commit suicide?"


"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl........".


The authorities think the dead person may have been pushed.
:USA:

Peace is that brief, quiet moment in history.......... when everybody stands around reloading.
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