Working Out
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Working Out
An old guy decided to get back into shape and relive some of his youth. So he decided to start working out again. Upon entering the gym he spotted a beautiful young woman exercising on the treadmill . . He asked the trainer who was nearby "What machine should I use to impress that beautiful woman over there?" The trainer looked him up and down and said without hesitation "I would try the cash machine in the lobby".
Duncan
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.