US Marines train ride

[miketv]

The train was quite crowded, so the U.S. Marine walked the train's

length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well

dressed French woman's poodle.

The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"

The French woman sniffed and said to no one in particular, "You

Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was

under that dog.

"Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."

She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, but you are also

terribly arrogant!"

This time, the Marine didn't say a word, he just picked up the little

dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.

The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this

American in his place!"

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans

often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing.

You hold the fork in the wrong hand.

You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road.

And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window."

cheers,

Mike

[spearedum]

..ya can't blaim the dog.

thanx Dante'