I CAN'T REMEMBER IF IT'S A REPEAT!!!

[DuncaninFrance]

Someone had to remind me,

so I'm reminding you, too.

Don't laugh.... It is all true!

Perks of reaching 50

or being over 60
And heading towards
70 or beyond!

01.
Kidnappers are not very
interested in you.

02.
In a hostage situation,
you are likely to be released first.

03.
No one expects you to run --
anywhere.

04.
People call at 9 PM (or 9 A M) and ask,

'Did I wake you?

05.
People no longer view you

as a hypochondriac.

06.
There is nothing left
to learn the hard way.

07.
Things you buy now
won't wear out.

08.
You can eat
supper at 4 PM.

09...
You can live without sex
but not your glasses.

10.
You get into heated arguments
about pension plans.

11.
You no longer think of

speed limits as a challenge.

12.
You quit trying to hold
your stomach in no matter

who walks into the room.

13.
You sing along
with elevator music.

14.
Your eyes won't get
much worse.

15.
Your investment in health insurance

is finally beginning to pay off.

16.
Your joints are more accurate

meteorologists than the

national weather service.

17.
Your secrets are safe with your

friends because they can't

remember them either.

18.
Your supply of brain cells is finally

down to a manageable size.

19.
You can't remember
who sent you this list.


And you notice these

are all in big print for

your convenience.


Forward this to everyone
you can remember
right now!

AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING:
Never, NEVER, NEVER,
under any circumstances,
take a sleeping pill, and
a laxative on the same night!