Fights with wife.........

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Fights with wife.........

Post by Niner Delta » Mon Jul 16, 2012 7:01 pm

We had a fight and my wife was screaming at me: "Leave!! Get out of this house!" she ordered.

As I was walking out the door she yelled, "I hope you die a slow and painful death!"




So I turned around and replied, "OK.....so now you want me to stay???"

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And then later......................


The wife left a note on the refrigerator door that said:

"It's no good , it's not working , I'm staying at my moms for a while "

I opened it , light came on, and the beer was cold ,
who the hell knows what she was talking about ??

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