Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"
Drover: "Nah, she's not that ugly"
A true “Blue Bushie”! Always telling it how it is!
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Drover: "Give me three packets of condoms, please."
Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"
Drover: "Nah, she's not that ugly"
A true “Blue Bushie”! Always telling it how it is!
Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"
Drover: "Nah, she's not that ugly"
A true “Blue Bushie”! Always telling it how it is!
Duncan
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.