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Wedding Dress

Post by Niner Delta » Tue Aug 14, 2012 5:37 pm

A son asked his mother the following question:

'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies:

'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'

The father looks at his son in surprise and says:









'Son, all household appliances come in white.
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Re: Wedding Dress

Post by DuncaninFrance » Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:02 am

Just going to give that one a shave for you Vern :loco:
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Re: Wedding Dress

Post by Niner Delta » Wed Aug 15, 2012 7:08 pm

Says the man who posted "Four Worms in a Church", which is older than wood-burning televisions. :mrgreen:
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Re: Wedding Dress

Post by Aughnanure » Thu Aug 16, 2012 12:39 am

You mean that there are people that haven't got the gas fired models yet?
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Re: Wedding Dress

Post by Niner Delta » Thu Aug 16, 2012 2:26 am

Yup, the same people that have coal fired computers........... :cool:
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Re: Wedding Dress

Post by DuncaninFrance » Thu Aug 16, 2012 2:54 am

I will reply to that after I get another bucket of nutty slack out of the bath and work up a head of steam.........................
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